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So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.
Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.
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Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.
I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”
I had to much beer to drink, then said to my guest, “Lady I just pissed out your love seat.”
Having one's body depleted of water, consquently being unable to urinate.
"I'm just pissed out, and I've been that way for two days." - Jonathan Tse
www.growing-depression.blogspot.com
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Similar to pull out, piss out is a phrase used to describe the act of performing a Sloppy rocket , where Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.
(Just prior to inter-course)
Female: "Can you pull out, I missed my birth control pill yesterday"
Male: "I never pull out, but I'll Piss Out instead"
Female: "What is that?"
Male: "It' s 100% protection for S.T.D's and works good for birth control. Grab some towels, I'll show you"
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Similar to pull out, piss out is a phrase used to describe the act of performing a Sloppy rocket , where Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.
Sexual Partner: "Can you make sure you pull out, I 'm not on birth control"
You(male): "I never pull out, I piss out"
Sexual Partner: "What is that? I've never heard of that"
You(male): "It's 100% effective birth control and S.T.D protection. Grab some extra towels, I'll show you"
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same as "peace out", later, bye
:aight my nigga piss out!
:piss
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