Pivot

The precise way to bring a couch up a flight of stairs.

Ross-pivot, PIVOT, PIVAAAAHT
Chandler- SHUT UP

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Pivot

Used by the media to explain how politicians often say crazy things to appeal to their base during a primary, and then adopt more moderate attitudes once they win their party's nomination. More generally, it's a euphemism for lying or any behavior which upsets our basic expectations of the social contract.

Mitt Romney pivoted on every major issue during the debate.

When Fabrizio slept with all those hookers in Bangkok, he pivoted on his wedding vow to be "faithful and true til death do us part."

During the Srebrenica massacre, the Serbian army pivoted on the position that slaughtering thousands of unarmed and defenseless civilians is a shitty thing to do.

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Pivot

Pivot is a person who will help the pointman and wingman get hooked up with other girls.

Pivot whom walks in mentions a few good words about the wingman and pointman.

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Pivot

A community on youtube who animate with the program Pivot Stickfigure Animator. This community contains many members, most of which are under the age of 14. Thanks to the main community members like PivotmasterDX, Hopdiddy, Deltapivot, and Magnificentness saying 1337 words and repeating memes and fads mindlessly, like they're funny, the massive community of noobs has spammed them and have now ruined the whole comedy of such behavior.

Yeh I haev pivot, but i qwit becuz it waz too boaring foar me. But i still suck up 2 PivotmasterDX becuz he's popular and i'm a conforming prepubescent middle-skewler. it aer funneh when i talk liek this becuz funneh ppl talk leik thizz. So i herd u liek mudki- *gets shot*

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Pivot

Noun

1. A person who is the target of a groups jokes, usually by his friends.

"When everybody started making fun of him Joe felt like a pivot"

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pivot

turn (spin) around on the spot - or turn from a central point

On Friends, when Ross, Rachel & Chandler are taking the couch upstairs
"Pivot!!!! PIVOT!!!! PIIIVVAAHHHHTTTT!!!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UUUPPPP!!!!"

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pivotal

crucial, Being of vital or central importance

Its pivotal location has also exposed it to periodic invasions” (Henry A. Kissinger).

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