Pizza Plebiano

Noun: Cheese on toast.
Pizza for plebeians, plebs but made to sound Italian.
Cheese on toast is not to be called welsh rarebit. That is different.

Pest: Sniff, sniff. Mmmm! You're cooking pizza. Can I scrounge a slice?
Cook: Unfortunately this is the kind of pizza that you can't eat.
Pest: What! I eat every kind of pizza.
Cook: But I'm making Pizza Plebiano.
Pest: Sounds gorgeous!
Cook: You can't eat it because there is only enough for me. Go away.

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