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To go to pizza joints on halloween to get a free hot pizza, only to be disapointed when they toss in your bag of candy a FROZEN personal pizza that takes 40 minutes to bake at home.
Mary-- all my candy is wet from this ball of thawed dough
Monica-- Dude you shouldnt go pizza hutting at the begining of trick or treating,, you do it at the end
mary-- Awww MAN!!!
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A chain of restaurants & some deliver, the Best ever & with the stuffed crust & now with bacon in the stuffed crust!
Pizza Hut is Fantastic & Supreme & has many items on the menu besides pizza. They have the Best~Tasting pizza Ever!
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The name you give your side hoe in your phone so your girl won't find out.
Girl: "Why the hell is Pizza Hut FaceTimeing you?!"
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An inexpensive fast food restaurant where dating couples can dine on a budget.
Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
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Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.
Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.
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Pizza that tastes like it was made in a hut.
Me: Do you want some half baked dog food?
You: No, throw that pizza hut in the garbage.
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Some Pizza Huts maybe be disgusting but the one at Cattlemen where I worked at has fresh products and we dont serve food thats been on the floor. We throw away dough thats been older than 10 hours in the freezer. Dough is made fresh everyday at Cattlemen Pizza Hut. That's the only Pizza Hut I can trust since I worked there for a year and got to Shift Manager EZ. But quit because it was college time.
Cattlemen Pizza Hut is teh owntz0r.
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