Plastered drunk

Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.

Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.