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Plasticization Syndrome

Plasticization Syndrome is a phenomenon found in the UK's current generation's youth, born in the late 80's and early 90's. It is when, due to peer pressure, perception of an "ideal appearance" in the media, bad parenting, and the culture of celebrity, the girls of the generation assume semi-identical appearances, without realising what they're doing.

Symptoms include aggressively straightened hair, hair being bleached blond to the point where the hair follicles are actually dying, applying makeup that can be measured in inches, saying "izzit" after every other sentence, assuming an online identity containing the words "lil" and "princess", having extremely underage sex, not having any real friends but instead a large group of people with whom to bitch, a lack of personal identity, respect and development and a general ignorance of the world.

Charlie: God, the leaver's ball at school was totally ruined by the semi-identical, orange-tanned, cinderella-dress clad girls- it looked like some kind of weird shop-dummy gathering.
Girl Suffering from Plasticization Syndrome: Mett, laak, wot is iz u on abaat boi? U best not be dis'spectin me or nuffin. Izzit.
Charlie: Jeez.

by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009

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Gold plastic syndrome

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon by which gold-colored plastic tend to be more brittle than other colors of plastic. The term is used to describe gold toy products, which as a result of their color are more likely to fall apart. Gold plastic syndrome can be credited to the less dissolvable quality of many golden pigments, which make it more difficult for toys made of said color to stick together.

Just because its gold plastic doesn't mean its gold. Always remember gold plastic syndrome when buying or handling toys.

by PoopSock Crusader January 3, 2022

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Plastic Knife Syndrome

When a very sweet, innocent girl feels such deep anger, that she wants to stab someone with a plastic knife. Most people with Plastic Knife Syndrome tend to say things like:
"I'm feelin' stabby!"
"PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!"
"We were born to die."
or other depressing, violent things.
Sometimes a girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome (yes, it is usually girls only) takes a plastic knife and runs after the person whom she wishes to stab. Sometimes she even threatens her with it.

On rare occasions, the girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome DOES stab their enemy with a plastic knife. Signs that this may actually happen are:
Repeated attemps to hurt the enemy
Lots of talk about plastic knives
Constant, extreme anger
Mental issues

Sometimes, a person who is good at controlling their Plastic Knife Syndrome tends to flush food down the toilet. Though they may not admit it to anyone, they are secretly imagining the food being their enemy's head. This pleases them and reduces the urge to stab someone with a plastic knife.

Bob: Hi there, Waverly!
Waverly: PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Wh-what?!
Waverly: Oh, umm, nevermind.
Bob: Waverly, are you hiding something?
Waverly: Yes. We were born to die.
Bob: Excuse me?
Waverly: Uh - nevermind!!
Bob: I think you have Plastic Knife Syndrome.
Waverly: Really?
Bob: Yes. Now how about you go flush some food down the toilet? It'll make you feel better.
Waverly: Ok! Thanks for the help, Bob!
Bob: Anytime!

by K Bieber December 29, 2010

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Gold plastic syndrome

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon of a toy's plastic decomposing and becoming brittle to the point of shattering or crumbling under minimal-stress conditions.The term comes from Transformers fandom,referencing G2 Electro toy,but it's appliable to every other toyline.The main couse of GPS is unknown,but it's thought that certain plastics weren't mixed as well as others, possibly because of the metallic pigment or colouring, so they break down more quickly.

My G1 BlackZarak probably a victim of Gold Plastic Syndrome.It shattered before even transform him.

by ECWWCWWWF July 6, 2022