Play it as it Lays

To make the most of the situation you are placed in, or to work with what you've got. Playing a situation as it lays may include some improvisation.

Origins in golf, where a ball is played 'as it lies', or where it came to rest, as opposed to circumstances which would allow the ball to be played from another position on the course.

When life throws you a curveball, sometimes it's best to play it as it lays.

play it where it lays

To have sex where ever the opportunity happens to present itself.

Exchange between 2 guys:

Guy 1: When my girlfriend came back from college at Christmas, the gift she gave me was to have sex under the Christmas tree with me.

Guy 2: Way to play it where it lays dude!

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play by play lay

A person that, during sex, feels the need to explain to you everything, action, and detail that he or she is doing at that moment or going to do next.

Dirk- " After if slide my cock into your wet puss im gonna lick your titties at the same time with great excitement and aggression." Tina - " Just shut your fucking face and lets just fucking fuck. No play by play lay please."

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