play pokemon

what small asian teenagers say they are doing when they are having sex. condoms are often hidden in boxes of pokemon cards

Me: What did you do last night with Paul?
Small Asian Gril: Play pokemon

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Playing Pokemon

1."Playing Pokemon" is a cover up, and or the act of smoking marijuana.
2. A video game, a card game, and also a tv show.
(I don't know how one would play with a tv. Other then throwing a wii remote threw it.)

Play Pokemon, playing Pokemon, and played Pokemon is all the same.

Playing Pokemon examples.

Example 1:
Hey Chong want to go play Pokemon?
When I really mean:
Hey Chong lets go smoke some dank herb, and hope we forget how to get back home.

Example 2:
I use to own an original Charizard Pokemon card when I was a kid...
However I played Pokemon with it and never kept it in good condition...

I could have sold that card and gotten a nice bong or atleast an ounce of weed with it. True Story

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Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

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twitch plays pokemon

the greatest internet social experiment in the last decade, no wait, the greatest internet social experiment of all time. one game of pokemon red, played by 80,000+ people at a time. anarchy rulez. heros in this quest include: bird jesus (pigeot) and the great helix fossil. down with the false prophet (flareon) and his master the dome fossil, along with all those that side with democracy.

joe: what are you watching bro?
drew: dude, twitch plays pokemon. i haven't stopped watching since charmeleon was released.
joe: dude, that was 4 days ago.

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playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

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I play pokemon go

The name of the greatest song in existence. Made by Mishovy šílenosti

I'm back

Chorus
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
Verse 1: Misha
When I wake up
I'm grabbing my phone
I wanna catch 'em all
I wanna play Pokemon
All day long, all day long

Chorus
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go

Guitar Solo by Metadon

Chorus

I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go

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