playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.

Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."

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Play Baseball

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Ale plays baseball

A Memer who likes baseball and who is a baseball player who is funny and also nice and has good friends And who likes Wii sports memes

Ale plays baseball btw

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

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playing Mormon baseball

Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:

Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.

I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!

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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.

Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight