Playing Golf

Codename for smoking Marijuana; The act of smoking Marijuana.

Quin: Eric, what are you doing tonight man?
Eric: Just planning on playing golf without my parents knowing.
Quin: That's tight! Don't get caught!

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Playing Golf

1. To highlight how the opinion/statement made by other party ruled out the obvious consequences or alternatives.

1.

Traul: Bale is the best football player

Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant

Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf

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Play golf

Sexual term, means you can use any hole you want for sexual purposes.

"I'll let you play golf, any hole you want."

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you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.

Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*

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go play golf

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win

go play golf - donald duck's management team

go play golf

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time

Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?

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When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

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