Plead The 4th

Proclaiming this erases all the idiotic things you did during the 4th of July weekend.

May be attributed to heavy drinking, marijuana etc.
It is a weekend of celebration, all your sins are acceptableand shall be forgiven if, and only if, you say this statement.

Girl: Why the fuck did you try to get in my pants this weekend?

Guy: I Plead the 4th

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