pmg

Pronounced 'pumg' pmg is what an over excited or panicking noob would say when trying to say 'omg'

PMG ITS ZEZIMA!!!¬1

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PMG

PMG stands for Poor Man's Gin, an alcoholic beverage perfected by a young aspiring Canadian. The official recipe calls for 3 parts vodka, 1 part 7up/Sprite/Mountain Dew, and a bunch of lemon. Top it off with some ice, and you are guaranteed to have a good night.

The PMG is much more deadly and powerful than an SMG. A Football Helmet should be worn when drinking a PMG, so you do not injure yourself throughout the night.

dude 1: I had four PMG's last night at nick's party, and threw up all over his bathroom. I had two more PMG's to wash out the taste of vomit in my mouth.

dude 2: NIIIICE!

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PMG

Post Masturbation Guilt. The feeling you get after ejaculation of simple guilt and disgust. Usually an unpleasant feeling.

Person One: Dude i just beat off to the hottest girl in school
Person two: Dude Same!!
Person one: Yeah but i got some mad pmg though

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PMG

PMG is an acronym for Pick Me Girl. PMG is the female equivalent for a simp. PMGs try to act like boys to get their attention. Usually used for girls who make fun of other girls and try to stand out from the crowd to get a boy's attention.

Sadie: I'm not like the other girls, I'd rather play video games with boys cause girls are too much drama!
Amelia: Sadie is such a PMG.

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PMG

Pimp Master General. Or Post Master General if UR a square.

"Daddy is the Pimp Master General, babydoll. The Big PMG."

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PMG

like pwn is to own, pmg is the omg

pmg!

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PMG

PMG is a phrase with no particular meaning, although it is frequently used to mean OMG. It is generally used to mock n00bs. However, it can be an acrostic standing for any number of phrases (see examples).

PMG equals...
Purple
Mountain
Goats

Papayas
Mating:
Gross!

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