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The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.
She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her
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When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.
Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.
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Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.
Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
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Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles
"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
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A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!
You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!
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when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.
Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.
Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.
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