pocket cheese

When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.

Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.

cheese pocket

foreskin flap which holds the cheese of the uncircumsized penis. foreskinmudflapdick comb

She was teabagging me and then she started chimp munching my cheese pocket.

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