pocketed

Adjective used to describe a person whose shirt pocket has been ripped off in the process of pocketing. Often, someone who has been pocketed also chooses to engage in the process of pocketing others.

Michael was pocketed so many times that he no longer has any pockets on his school uniforms.
Michael is now a pocketer who attempts ensure that others are pocketed because he is jealous of their abundance of pockets.

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pocketed

When you accidentally take something from someone else, or someone accidentally took something from you.

"Hey man you pocketed my lighter just now."
"My bad, it's a bad habit"

"When I got home I realized I pocketed your phone, mine looks exactly the same my bad"
"No problem bro"

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pocketed

1) The act of dominating someone in a competative activity.
derived from the idea of sybolically placing an inferior opponent into ones pocket or total control. 2) The act of collecting and securing an object. Usually referring to a valuable item such as currency.

1)Yo did you see how Ro pocketed Ant on Madden?... He's still picking lint out of his hair!
2)I pocketed about six bills on the tickets I sold.

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pocketed

To prematurely ejaculate when in contact with a female. Contact doesn't have to be explicit. It can occur by just looking at a female or even just smelling her pheromones. Usually occurs when a male has not had any physical contact with a female for an extended period of time.

Guy 1: "Man I got a whiff of this girls scent and I pocketed."
Guy 2: "Damn man, I once pocketed when a girl walked into the room."

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No No Pocket

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.

Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*

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In the Pocket

When two or more people play musical instruments together, with or without a vocal accompaniment and are perfectly on-beat, never missing a note or going off tempo in any way.

The Expression "in the pocket" most commonly refers to the musical genres of jazz, blues, bluegrass and flamenco.

"Wow.. have you heard Django Reinhardts minor swing? The whole song is in the pocket!"

"Man, the Tolga Quartet are really in the pocket tonight"

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No Pockets

When you’re trying to flex on someone but really you broke as shit.

To have no blue faces to your name.

“Damn dude brought his girls buggy to work again instead of his Maro’?”

“He’s trying to save gas he gots No Pockets!”
“Let’s go to lunch?, nah I brought my lunch today.” -“No pockets!”