Used to describe a male person with a extremely small genitalia, almost miniscule in size.
"Have you slept with Mason?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking poif"
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A weird way of saying "perfect."
Him: How was the picnic?
Her: Poif.
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A weird way in paying perfect.
Person A : sounds perfect to me!
Person B: poif.
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a lazy, wealthy arrogance; a ball of fluff, two faced
example :{a fattened furry dog that refuses to move for traffic)
The seat cushions make me feel poif.
You Big poif!
He said he'd backed me up but turned out to be a poif in the end.
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The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*
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