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When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.
I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.
A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.
After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.