Poke Llamas

First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.

I'm going to send a text to Jenno saying "Poke Llamas" and I'm not even high!

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