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Poking holes

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".

John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"

by saketehcruel June 17, 2012

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Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. May 26, 2011

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