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When you harass someone on Facebook with pokes, the equivalent of picking on someone on the internet.
Guy 1) Whats wrong, you seem a little upset?
Guy 2) Aww nothin', it's just that Tom keeps poking on me :'(
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A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.
Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!
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when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all
Much like a pick me girl a poke me girl is a girl who craves male validation due to not enough love as a child. Poke me girls are called this because they have men fuck them. They are whores without making money. A Poke me girl is a Pick me girl who is annoying, mean, acts dumb, and puts other girls down while being a whore and shaming those not like her."
"Oh My God!! Did you hear what Ashley said about relationships" "Oh about how if you have a boyfriend and don't fuck him after three months are you really even dating." "Ew she's shaming her, she's such a poke me girl."
A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.
*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye
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Saying something the exact same time someone else says it.
Me and friend talking and at the same time we say we are hungry. Pinch Poke you owe me a coke