Polanskaid

A sports drink formulated by Roman Polanski to be drank directly after engaging in unlawful sexual acts with a minor.

Person 1: Goddamn I'm so thirsty, I just ran a train on that young skally.

Person 2: Grab a Polanskaid, there's some cold ones in the fridge.

Person 1: Thanks bro, I think I have an electrolyte imbalance.