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This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked
after slaughtering the contents of the beer Keg, he was totally pole-axed...
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To own completely and totally. Usually involves violence.
Does not necessarily involve medieval weaponry.
The next person who calls me Con-Con gets poleaxed!
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just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.
My girl finally let me take a walk up her bournville alley,but i poleaxed her for makeing me wait.
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to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.
Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.
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Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.
After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.
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the term used for drinking way too much and getting completely FUCKED!
Guy 1:lolz yeah Lachies passed out, looking over the toilet already.. and its fucking 10:30 pm
Guy 2:Hahahaha
Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!
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A condition that occurs after drinking your own bodyweight in vodka and ending up going home with a polish guy you never met before
Emma: Jesus! You look terrible! And where the hell were you last night?
Becca: Drank vodka redbulls for almost 10 hours after work yesterday, ended up at my lucky pub and woke up this morning with an Eastern European plumber somewhere in Tottenham...
Emma: Poleaxed?
Becca: Totally...
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