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In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
To give a head job to.
Man that bitch is so hot every time I see her she wants to polish the helmet.
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When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.
"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"
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giving someone a B.J.(blow job)
nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap
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A brown-noser; a sycophant.
Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.
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One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.
An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.
Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!
Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!
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1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.
2. Artificial lubricant.
1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
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