Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.

Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!

polite hand cup

when hooking up, it is the act of cupping ones hand to act as a receptacle for ejaculate when rubbing one out. This prevents jizz from getting on the sheets, couch, floor, or unwilling participants.

note: not applicable to relationships. swallowing is de rigueur in such situations

My hook up last night was taking forever, so I busted out the polite hand cup, shot my load, and left.

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