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Meth capital of the world which is located in florida(also lightning strike capital of the world)
**takes place in polk county**
Guy1:*takes hit of meth*
Guy2: hey man you shouldn't do that stuff its bad for you
Guy1:wtf ever man
God:*strikes Guy1 with lightning*
Guy2: see, told ya
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1.The worst, countrified, dirtiest County in the State of Florida. The only county in Florida that is considered the South, filled with Rednecks, Mexicans,Haitians, and of course the ghetto ass Blacks.
2. Home of the OakHillBoyz and their famous song "Paralyze" Still being played in local Polk County clubs/ hood parties.
3. A place where everyone happens to be related.
4. A place where people from the South tend to migrate.
Tom: "So where are you guys from?"
Billy and friends: " Oh we're from Polk County"
Tom: "Oh that country, dirty place right?"
Billy: "Yup pretty much"
Laya: "Who you reppin?"
Joshonda: "You know I be reppin that 863, Wuz Up!!!!"
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A land were cars are in front yards rusting away, next to chicken coops and burning barrels. All the men chew here and all the females are either prego or very over weigtht. Polk county is known for its hicks, copenhagen, coors, and softball. Unity High is the best school within the county, not Luck or anyother one. If your a redneck, your from Polk County Wi.
1. Lets party, only place we can is down in Polk county.
2. He wears cut off sleeves, must be from Polk county.
3. He looks redneck, must represent the 715 in Polk county.
4. There is no Gangsters in Polk county.
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A county in East Tennessee where the Ocoee river is located. Very nice place to vuisit but the locals hates outsiders and if your black don't be there after dark. Cause locals hate blacks and they will hang any they find in the county after dark.
Polk County is a wonderul place if you aint a nigger.
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A place where inbreeding is highly encouraged, women resemble big feet who intentionally grow their pubic hair 6 - 8 inches in length. Fellas of this region neither read nor write and jam copious amounts of smokeless tobacco into their lips and anus holes. County leaders openly surf internet porn whilst fondling horse testicles and the police patrol the streets with unwiped butts and anal beads hanging around their necks. Backwards is often frontwards and old people smell of rancid fart gas. Children never leave for fear of a reality check and the lions varsity football team showers with each other unnecessarily. The local gymnastics shack hosts booger eating contests. Drugs abound and drunkards attend baptist church under the guise of holiness. Residents - in general - are incapable of passing a basic written IQ test. All in all, you would be better off moving into a known lepper colony.
Jeb: I'm fixing to go to the Sonic in polk county texas
Clem: Me too, whatcha gonna git?
Jeb: Dunno, can't read tha minu
Clem: Duh, we can eat horse poop and spread it on our wieners
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The north thats the same as the south only with snow. full of inbreds, rednecks,hillbillys lifted trucks jammin to kevin gates with subs. If you think the neighbor is cooking biscuits its usually just meth. Underage drinking is okay, and 20 year olds knock up preteens, and everyone will fuck everyone.
Guy:Have you ever been to polk county wisconsin?
Girl1: Yes I have, I met my cousin there. he knew I was his cousin but he told me afterwards. I started questioning it after he told me I was as good as his mother.
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When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.
Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!
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