Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)