Polly Hanna

When you are not going home with a woman, and all you can do is masturbate to get off you are having a date with "Polly Hanna" it your right hand, or if left handed, your left hand. If you use your less favored hand then your going home with "Freaky Polly"

Hey bro I'm outta here, got a date with Polly Hanna back at the crib.
Or when the girlfriend is pissed off, and you want to really freak her out, if she texts you you asking what your doing you can say, "I'm doing nothing but going home to be with Polly Hanna" and of course, there will be immediate jealousy and anger, at which time you back pedal and tell her your going to
Jerk off ..."look it up in the Urban dictionary"