Polyearmorous

/pälē ir mə-rəs/
adjective

the state or practice of having more than one conversation at the same time about completely different topics, e.g. talking to someone on the phone and talking to someone in the same room as you while simultaneously texting someone all at the same time.

Erin is so polyearmorous, always juggling conversations. I wish Erin would focus their attention on one person at a time like Obama does. Obama is awesome.