Poncilitis

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

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poncil

A writing utensil, more commonly referred to as 'pencil' in most English dialects. The two can be used interchangeably.

"Hey man, I'm trying to sign this contract with The Label. Give me that poncil."

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