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The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
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To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.
Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.
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A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.
A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.
He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.
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The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.
My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.
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To think deeply about something important and memorize it to use it later.
I ponderize a verse from the scriptures every week, and have done so for 20 years.
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