pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon

Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.

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Pony boner

A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.

A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.

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Pony Boner

An incidental erection. Usually common in the mornings, or with certain legwear.

My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!

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