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When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.
Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient
Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!
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When a fart is expelled in the shower, a vacuum like effect takes place, creating a smell that lasts 20 times as long as normal. Its especially bad and funny when showering with a loved one.
Steven: I stopped by Taco Bell on the way home last night and got a couple bean burritos...they were delicious with the fire sauce! (farts in the shower)
Corina: Holy crap!?!?! Did you just poo pocket me?
Steven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry
Corina: UGH!!!!! Let me out! Its in my mouth! Its in my mouth!
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Your anal cavity. Also see anus
How did that fit through your poo pocket?
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when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.
Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"
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