when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at
female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."
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Having penetrative intercourse with a phallus (biological or otherwise) in a swimming pool -- i.e. dick you get in a pool.
Damn, that pool dick felt so big with all of that water up in there!
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The act of having sexual intercourse when having the penis soaked in pool water and therefore could lead to its chemicals causing various irritations and/or infections.
My friend fucked a random bitch raw with pool dick. He a nasty mf
When a guy steps out of the pool and his swimming trunks outline his penis and/or balls.
When Manny got out of the pool all of the girls laughed at his mean Pool Dick
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When you stick your dick in a pool jet which is temporarily shut off.
I got a massive boner when I had that intense pool dick session
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When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.
"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."