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pool dick

when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at

female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."

by triangle offense November 17, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pool dick

Having penetrative intercourse with a phallus (biological or otherwise) in a swimming pool -- i.e. dick you get in a pool.

Damn, that pool dick felt so big with all of that water up in there!

by Max DC May 26, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pool dick

The act of having sexual intercourse when having the penis soaked in pool water and therefore could lead to its chemicals causing various irritations and/or infections.

My friend fucked a random bitch raw with pool dick. He a nasty mf

by Yuhpa April 18, 2022


Pool dick

Popping a bonner in the pool.

Can't get out right now babe, I have pool dick.

by Zippy69 June 7, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pool Dick

When a guy steps out of the pool and his swimming trunks outline his penis and/or balls.

When Manny got out of the pool all of the girls laughed at his mean Pool Dick

by Dickless Joe & the Dildo Gang June 22, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pool Dick

When you stick your dick in a pool jet which is temporarily shut off.

I got a massive boner when I had that intense pool dick session

by TheJAnk January 1, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.

"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."

by "The" Ben L. June 27, 2017