poop bath

The bath taken after soiling pants while asleep.

I woke up with poop in my pants so i had to go take a poop bath

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Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

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