Poop Edging

Poop edging is when you start the act of pooping, while leaning over or standing, and then stopping that act. Repeating over and over it’s like edging a penis but with your own poop.

Man 1: I needed to poop but I decided to poop edge and it felt so good the whole time
Man 2: But when you poop edge isn’t there a chance of just pooping your pants?
Man 1: There’s a risk to everything, but it just feels so good.
Man 2: I guess I gotta go try poop edging then!!

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Poop edging

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.

Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"

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