Poop-Soup

That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels.
Poop-Soup levels:

Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.

Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.

Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.

Person A: man my stomach has been really hurting, and i get these back pains at random.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.

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poop soup

A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.

"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."

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Poop Soup

Liquid feces that explode from ones anus.

David: What's wrong with you?
Mike: I've got major poop soup going on...
David: Nice!!!!

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Poop soup

This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!

I found a bunch of Poop Soup in my Tank after Jeff's friends left the party yesterday.

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poop soup

Diarrhea, wet shit, anal leakage.

Emilia Dynak and Dee Gleason made poop soup in their pants.

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Poop Soup

The combination of poo and cum after anal sex.

Hours after nick had shot his load inside Rachel, the sticky poop soup dribbled out.

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poop soup

A simple, modern cream-based soup typically made from human excrement, which is either puréed or lightly simmered in a clear broth and then mixed with canned cream of poo.

"You know, smelling your farts all day has given me a craving for a big bowl of poop soup!"

"Poop soup's on! Come and get it while it's hot!"

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