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The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.
Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim
Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn
first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed
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The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.
While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.
I gave bridgette a Poop Chute Surprise. You should have seen her face dude.
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when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit
she was a poop taco surprise
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You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop
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when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"
"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
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