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Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.
I had too much Qdoba last night and based on these poop farts, I predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.
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A very atrocious fart resembling the smell of poop, which is actually used as a reminder that a person needs to take a dump
"Eww, did you poop fart!?"
"Yeah, sorry I need to take a dump"
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a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise
i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a poop fart
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when you fart so hard poop comes out
ruth, you just pooped!
ruth: no, I farted
Ruth, I had a poop fart
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Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.
I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
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Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.
"Hey dude! What do you want for your birthday?"
"Don't be a poop fart, I don't want anything."
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This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.
He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.
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