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After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.
Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!
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when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole
like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it
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After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.
I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.
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the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex
Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.
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Its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a butt....with poo in it.
"man i had to squeeze a huge poop noodle out after banging that chick's butt last night!"
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The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.
Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core
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