Poop on my butt

this is a term that goes with everything it has infinite uses, if u are ever in a uncomfortable convo you can respond with “poop on my butt” if someone asking you a question you don’t wanna answer like for example “how old are you” you can respond with “poop on my butt” as you can see the limits are endless

kylie said “where do u live”
kendall *not wanting to answer truthfully* “poop on my butt”

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POOP IN MY BUTT

An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS

-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT

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Poop in my butt

Usually said in a low whisper wile on the phone to annoy one's friends, often said repeatdly.and causes one's friend to hang up after annoyance.sometimes used for pranks.

(ring,ring)
Cody-Hello?
August-poop in my butt
Cody- omfg im gonna hang up
August-poop in my butt
Cody-that's it im telling jesus.
(hangs up)

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Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt