Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

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poop-n-shower

1. Used When you are out of toilet paper so you turn on the shower and wash out the crack of your ass.
2. Also used when you take to nasty of a poo that you can't wipe all of the poo out of your ass crack and have to wash it out.

'Fred took a massive shit, he tried wiping but the toilet paper would only stick to his ass so he turned on the shower and took a "poop-n-shower".'

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Poop shower

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

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