Poopy Dickens

Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.

Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!

Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.

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