when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.
ghost poopie is phonemenon.
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The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidenceโThe only proof your poopie leaves is whatโs in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes donโt even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ainโt see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
When You Take a shit, feel it come out and even hear it land in the toilet, but when you get up nothings there causing you to run away and call a paranormal investagator
*Plunk!*
*Wipe*
"Holy Shit thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!"
"Its Just a ghost poopie, dont freak!"
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The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!
Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?
Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.
Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?
Person2: Awkward....>.>
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Ghost poopy is when you defecate a large amount of feces but the "evidence" have disappeared; taking a large crap but when you look in commode the turd is no where to be seen
Yesterday, I had to take a huge dump at the gym but it was a ghost poopy !!!
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When two people eat a ghost peppers then one of them penetrates the unwiped butthole and wait for secretion.
Yo me and Corey last night saw a poopy ghost.