Pop a smurf

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.

Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?

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Pop a smurf

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.

Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..

Pop a Smurf

To bust a nut

“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf”

*nuts*

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Pop a Smurf

To take an Adderall pill. Adderall is blue, hence the name "smurf".

I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.

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