Popcorn Crotch

Popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. Usually covered in butter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good

Hey Aunt Sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. Gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.

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crotch popcorn

Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.

Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")

Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)

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