popov penis

An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.

Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?

Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.

Jon. ...rough dogg.