pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

Popping Shards

Eating chunks of crystal methamphetamine, or rather tilting ones head back and tossing shard into open mouth followed by a swig of water or juice. Approximately 20-25 minutes after this procedure, you will be high as fuck. Wooohmp wooohmp motha fucka. ;)

If it wasn't for popping shards I wouldn't be the wonderful criddle master I am today!