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When defecating, a solid stool excreted followed by loose stools or diarrhea.
I'll be out in a minute! I'm popping a cork right now!
Occurs when taking a shit. The first turd is extremely hard and difficult to push out, followed by a violent eruption of liquid shit.
Those chicken wings had me up at 3am popping the cork.
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This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
to have a hard poop, and then as soon as that ones out you have diarrhea.
To pop a cork:
It felt like i was constipated at first, then i popped a cork and it was smooth sailing from then on.
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To get angry beyond belief and tell someone off without any civility, restraint or courtesy.
Dude, did you just see that girl flip you off?
Yeah, and if she flips me off again, I am going to seriously pop a cork.
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When you giving it in the pooper to a first timer, at first you need to get in slow and then pull out really fast, causing a popping noise and the overflowing of god knows what.
Bob literally shit and squealed like a bitch when he found out Sutter was popping the cork.
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To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.
Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.
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