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When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.
Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!
Liam: He looked so stupid!
Harry: He was totally Poptarded
A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
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A fanatical lover of pop style music.
"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"
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The father to an unintelligent person.
“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”
“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
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1. Someone who can't eat poptarts
2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.
Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!
Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!
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Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca
"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"
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