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Porch Pop Season

An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.

“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”

“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”

“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”

“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”

by Hugsandpisses December 25, 2022


Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 17, 2021


Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 17, 2021